Monday, May 30, 2011

The Tourist


I don’t think this movie even deserves a rant. It reeks of M Night Shyamalan. The end twist is so predictable it was painful to watch the movie until the end. What is it with Angelina Jolie and silly spy movies with convoluted twists and betrayals? Don’t bother wasting your time with this one. And yes, the guy who protests to not be the guy, is in fact the guy. Wow, you say, really. I know right, what a twist. If I wasn’t spending the time playing solitaire while the movie was on I would say it was a waist of my time. Who am I kidding; it was a complete waste of my time. I was at least hoping for a shot of Jolie’s tits, but no such luck. That would have at least made the movie bearable. If you will excuse me I am going do something more productive, like stick knitting needles in my urethra


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